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Jatt Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Jatt: A Cockroach
Why?
Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
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Jatt ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.
Jatt bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya
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Jatts friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,
uthaya Q nahi?
Jatt: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai,
woh kya tera baap sunega
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A Judge said..
order..
Order..
Order......
Jatt :
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
Jatt:
no Shut Up only 7Up..
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Some Jatt are genius. like this one.
Ek baar exam main question tha,
"Challenge kise kehte hain?"
Jatt ne sare page khali chod ker aakhri page per likha.
"Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikh."
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Teacher: ' Delhi me Kutubminar hai'
Jatt was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up.
Techer asks: 'what i said'.
Jatt replies:' Delhi me Kutta bimar hai' ..
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Ek Jatt tha..
Uske paas ek Kawva(Crow) tha..
Wo bauhot Mulayam (soft) tha..
To usne apne kawve ka naam kya rakha hoga?
?
?
?
Microsoft
Mi-Crow-soft...
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Jatt apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat. Tu sher da puttar hay
Beta: Oye Papaji
Teacher bhi yehi bolti hay k tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.
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TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother's Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Jatt: So simple, i'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
Jatt: A Cockroach
Why?
Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
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Jatt ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.
Jatt bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya
******************************************
Jatts friend: yar kal meine kitni baar call kiya,
uthaya Q nahi?
Jatt: Q uthaun,30 Rs. de ke jo gaana lagwaya hai,
woh kya tera baap sunega
*******************************************
A Judge said..
order..
Order..
Order......
Jatt :
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
Jatt:
no Shut Up only 7Up..
******************************************
Some Jatt are genius. like this one.
Ek baar exam main question tha,
"Challenge kise kehte hain?"
Jatt ne sare page khali chod ker aakhri page per likha.
"Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikh."
******************************************
Teacher: ' Delhi me Kutubminar hai'
Jatt was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up.
Techer asks: 'what i said'.
Jatt replies:' Delhi me Kutta bimar hai' ..
******************************************
Ek Jatt tha..
Uske paas ek Kawva(Crow) tha..
Wo bauhot Mulayam (soft) tha..
To usne apne kawve ka naam kya rakha hoga?
?
?
?
Microsoft
Mi-Crow-soft...
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Jatt apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat. Tu sher da puttar hay
Beta: Oye Papaji
Teacher bhi yehi bolti hay k tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.
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TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.
What will you call your Mother's Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Jatt: So simple, i'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM