Jokes - 11 APR 10

[Jaswinder Singh Baidwan]

School mein master ji ne pucha : Bacho
"mujh me koi bhi kami nahi hai"
to mujhe aap log kya kehke bulaoge?
.
.
Santa : Kami- Na!



Jab dekha unhone hume tirchi nazar se....
waah waaah
jab dekha unhone hume tirchi nazar se,
.
to hum madhosh ho gaye>
.
par jab pta chala ki unki nazarein hi tirchi hein.
to
hum behosh ho gaye..........




Santa chupke se narak se swarge me ghus gya.
Devtao ne pakad k khoob mara,
maar khane k baad santa utha aur bola....
tumhari inhi harkato ki wajah se hi koi swarg nhi aata.....



Sanskrit teacher asked santa: what is d meaning of
"tamso maa jyotigamaya".
Santa : " tu so ja maa, mein jyoti de ghar ho k aaya...



Husband: today is sunday, i have to enjoy it..
so i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why 3??
Husband : 1 for u & other 2 for ur parents.




Sir: bacho kasam khao " sharab, cigrete, jua or ladki,,, se door rahege"
desh k liye jaan dege...
Bache: de denge,, sir assi zindagi jikar krenge bhi kya....





HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[snoopy_amli]

hahahaa kami na

 

[_Gifty_]

hahahaha ... awesome .. tu so ja .. main jyoti ke aaya ..

 

[dc16]

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[ranje di heer]

hehe sanskrit wala kaim si...tfs