Film Director to Actor

[prithvi.k]

Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.​

Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.​

Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai.


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Saas: Bhagwan ne tumhe 2-2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4 pathar nahi nikal sakti kya.
Funniest Bahu: Very funny! Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar bhi nahi chaba sakti ?




Funny Girl ik tree pe chadi.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi?

Funny Girl: Apple khane.

Monkey: Yeh to aam ka tree hai.

Funny Girl: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi hoon.

 

[obama_da_jwai]

lolxxXX

 

[prithvi.k]

urs id lolz and urs avi lozzz

 

[obama_da_jwai]

urs id lolz and urs avi lozzz

kII HOgEA 22:cat

 

[obama_da_jwai]

=))


lolxxXX

 

[aman1987]

llllllooolllllzzzzz

 

[_Gifty_]

hahahaha .. last 1 is awesome

 

[Jaswinder Singh Baidwan]

hahahahahahaha

 

[P-_-u-_-n-_-j-_-a-_-b]

ghaint siga mitra jagadment

 

[snoopy_amli]

aam ki pyaas

 

[aman1987]

>haha

 

[aman sidhu]