harman03
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A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband
Lady: I lost my Husband
Inspector: What is his height ?
Lady: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy ?
Lady: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes ?
Lady: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair ?
Lady: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was he wearing ?
Lady: suit/casuals I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?
Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain,
height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair,
his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken,
he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue
balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together,
we jog together…. And the lady started crying…
Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first.!
Lady: I lost my Husband
Inspector: What is his height ?
Lady: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy ?
Lady: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes ?
Lady: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair ?
Lady: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was he wearing ?
Lady: suit/casuals I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?
Lady: Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin, tied with a golden chain,
height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair,
his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken,
he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue
balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together,
we jog together…. And the lady started crying…
Inspector: Let’s search for the dog first.!