You know your desi when...

(1) You tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.

(2) There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.

(3) You make tea in a saucepan.

(4) You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.

(5) You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.

(6) You have a 'Singer Brother' sewing machine at home.

(7) Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.

(8) You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".

(9) You hide everything from your parents.

(10) Your mother does everything for you if you are male.

(11) You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.

(12) Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

(13) Everyone is a family friend.

(14) You study law, medicine or engineering at university.

(15) You were thick so you studied computer science or business instead.

(16) You know no one who has studied music.

(17) You went to a university as far away from home as possible.

(18) You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.

(19) Your best friend got married at the age of 18.

(20) You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

(21) You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.

(22) You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family


(23) You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.

(24) Your parents call all your friends "Beta" (son/daughter)

(25) Your parents drink 3 cups of tea a day

(26) Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.

(27) You all your remotes covered in plastic

(28) You have your leather sofa covered

:ha :ha :ha :ha

So which one applies to you lot?

(source: HeerSaleti (UK)...thanks dear!)
 

munda_wakhre_type_da

-- Kem da Gui --

(8) You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".

(14) You study law, medicine or engineering at university.

(16) You know no one who has studied music.

(24) Your parents call all your friends "Beta" (son/daughter)

(26) Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.



(source: HeerSaleti (UK)...thanks dear!)


dese things happen wid me :D
 
(8) You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".

(14) You study law, medicine or engineering at university.

(16) You know no one who has studied music.

(24) Your parents call all your friends "Beta" (son/daughter)


(26) Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.


(source: HeerSaleti (UK)...thanks dear!)

it happens here
 
Shereya, kare tan aaj kal gore vi pai firde england 'ch. Mere apne dost sare paunde si, bas emi tahaur shahaur layi. Maybe to fit in with the rest of the crew!

So, nahi...kara paun naal koi desi nahi ban janda! Tu eh das tenu kehri gall jachi:p
 

Ravan

*****AKA-JATT*****
(1) You tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent. some times

(3) You make tea in a saucepan. when i am forced to do that:w

(5) You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes. :y


(10) Your mother does everything for you if you are male. :y

(12) Your relatives alone could populate a small city. :roll

(13) Everyone is a family friend. :roll

(14) You study law, at university. not really

(15) You were thick so you studied computer science but i am not thick

(21) You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up. :roll

(22) You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family:roll

(23) You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school. smirk

(24) Your parents call all your friends "Beta" (son/daughter) :y

(26) Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids. smirk

(28) You have your leather sofa covered:y

 

SherDil™

naNOX9™ Hardcore
(9) You hide everything from your parents.

eh gall karan laee thori kutt kha :fight

kyonki main 90% galla aapne ghar deya nu dass dena
tajo baad ch je ohna nu pata lagge ta
oho eh na sochan ke sada ke sada munda eho jiha hai

 

Panjaban

*~DoAbAn~*

(4) You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
(5) You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.
(8) You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".
(9) You hide everything from your parents.
(12) Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
(14) You study law, medicine or engineering at university.
(16) You know no one who has studied music.
(19) Your best friend got married at the age of 18.
(20) You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
(21) You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.
(22) You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family
(23) You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
(24) Your parents call all your friends "Beta" (son/daughter)
(25) Your parents drink 3 cups of tea a day
(26) Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.
(source: HeerSaleti (UK)...thanks dear!)

Heck ya im DESI!! :y
 

sukhi89

!!!~TwAdI aPnI sUkHi~!!!

(3) You make tea in a saucepan.

(5) You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes (half half, gt 2 many clothes u c).

(6) You have a 'Singer Brother' sewing machine at home.


(8) You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".

(9) You hide everything from your parents.

(11) You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.

(12) Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

(13) Everyone is a family friend.

(14) You study law, medicine or engineering at university.

(22) You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family

(25) Your parents drink 3 cups of tea a day

(26) Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.


:ha :ha :ha :ha

these ones applies to me

tc sukhi xxx
 

pps309

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(3) You make tea in a saucepan.

(8) You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".

(11) You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.

(12) Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

(13) Everyone is a family friend.

(14) You study law, medicine or engineering at university.

(16) You know no one who has studied music.

(25) Your parents drink 3 cups of tea a day


(source: HeerSaleti (UK)...thanks dear!)

All these applies to me
 

Sekhon_Jatt

Your Friend : )


(1) You tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.


(2) There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.

(4) You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.

(6) You have a 'Singer Brother' sewing machine at home.

(7) Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.

(8) You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".

(9) You hide everything from your parents.

(10) Your mother does everything for you if you are male.

(11) You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.

(12) Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

(13) Everyone is a family friend.

(16) You know no one who has studied music.

(20) You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

(21) You're walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.

(22) You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family


(23) You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.

(26) Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.

WOW maa ta kaday realize ni karaya :roll
 
23) You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.

1) You tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.

) You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family


13) Everyone is a family friend.
 

Ĺīĺ Ăňģēľ

,;';, PuNjAbAn ,;';,
(1) You tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.
(3) You make tea in a saucepan.
(8) You call an older person you've never met before "uncle".
(11) You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.
(12) Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
(16) You know no one who has studied music.
(24) Your parents call all your friends "Beta" (son/daughter)
(25) Your parents drink 3 cups of tea a day
(26) Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.

wow i am punjabi lolz .....
 

GaNgStA_JaTTi

MiTrAn Di JaAn
(1) You tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent.

(7) Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years.


(14) You study law, medicine or engineering at university.

(17) You went to a university as far away from home as possible.

(22) You go back to your parents' country and people treat you like a member of the royal family


(23) You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.

(25) Your parents drink 3 cups of tea a day

(26) Your parents compare you to all of their friends' kids.
 
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