what are Punjabis?
For all those who don't know about "Punjabi's"
Syaapa - A one word definition of any disaster
Tastiest meal on earth - Langar ♥
The one thing that brings a smile on every Punjabis face - Rajma Chawal
Our Natural response to any question is 'Avien'
Punjabi Fitness mantra - Eat before you can think.
The only language where the word 'whore' isn't offensive.
Being 'loud' is our birth right, and we shall have it!
Its never 'Haaan', its always 'hanji'!
You know you are a punjabi when your grandmom thinks you are 'kamjor' even when you are over weight.
You know its gonna be a fun conversation when your uncle starts off with .. B****** [but you know its true ] pata tainu ki hoya??!!
Any conversation between two Punjabis for more than 15 minutes can only be about food!
There's always that one uncle who will dance with a glass on his head after a few pegs at every party!
You can take a Punjabi out of Punjab, But you cant take Punjab out of a Punjabi! ♥
We have solutions to all your problems , Just bring them with a botal !!
Our families are so loud when they're happy , people think we're fighting!
Angrezaan kol hulk te saade kol Dharmendra and Sunny Paaji!
The 5 P's of Punjabiness- Parantha, *****, Paisa, Peg and Party.
We specialize in the art of earning 1 Rs and spending Rs 1.5 !
Step one to date a Punjabi : Love Food!
Jeet, Preet,Meet, Leen, Jyot, Inder are just one part of our names.
If theres a fight , there is a Punjabi involved!
Punjabi kids get the shock of their lives in their first history lesson when they realize that BC actually means Before Christ !
Our Biggest Tensions- When to eat ? What to eat ? With whom to eat?
To err is Human...To Burrrrraaaah is PUNJABI !
If you talk about food more than business in office , then you are definitely a Punjabi.
'Kal se dieting shuru '- things we say everyday!
Punjabi after 6 pegs- 'Doosra hai yaar' ! :P *beer*
Proud to Be Punjabi \m/ ♥