Some cracky stuff: courtesy amitoj007

SHauKeeN GaBRu

Chardi Kala
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.:mean:mean:mean:mean:mean

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"


Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire & he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade!:roll:roll:roll:roll:roll

Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...>haha

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...


Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.

I'm leaving India!
Actually Aishwarya is pregnant and media is suspecting me. Tum bhi nikal lo, uski kaam wali bhi pregnant hai.


Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!

Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.:roll:roll:roll:roll

 

nav-3

jime tutia ambar ton tara
verma ji ,sharma ji nu: tere kol car kithon ayi
sharma ji :meri gf ne ditti ,,oh menu beach te le ja ke,kapde utar k kehndi jo laina le lao ,main car le aiya kapde ki karne c :roll
 

aMiToJ

·``·»Mohd. Sadiq fan«·``·
In the year 1975 Superman, Batman aur Spiderman kisi kaam se India ke
> upar se udh rahe hote hai. Lekin woh achanak udte-udte mar jaate
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> becoz neeche Gabbar Singh bolta hai,"Aadmi teen aur goli 6!!!!
> dishkyu-dishkyu-dishkyu"......<WBR>.......
 

aMiToJ

·``·»Mohd. Sadiq fan«·``·
Romantic 1st lines...and deadly 2nd ones


A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
 
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