School / College de funny incidents.........

Kav

Member
Har bande de school jaan college de hajaaron funny incidents hunde hain............. Ragging............. propose marna............ embarrising moments.........jaan fer teachers naal pange......... lets share them here.................:baby
 

Guest33

Elite
hostel gaye aapan pehli vaar te mess ch fork knife use karna si compulsory te uh ni si pata kime use karna. thanks to Sophia ( meri table head) jihne mainu sikhaya......but it was embarassing ki fork knife ni si use karna aunda....kher hun lagda so what uthe taan sare hi aake sikhde si main thoda late sikh lia.....
 

Kav

Member
o.k........ here's mine............ Y.P.S. Mohali vich se.............. Punjabi play vich part leya si............ and I remember the play name too............ Tudi wala kotha.............. main ik budde da role kar riha si................. chitti daardi muchh layee hoyee si................ hath vich soti fadi hoyee si................meri daardi muchh baar baar loose hoke nikali jaave..............saare hall vich bache parents and teachers hassi jaan...........main muchhan te hath ferna aapni aadat bana layee..............te main soti jor ke jameen te thok ke dialog bolda reha........... fer last vich dahad ke poem boli vich I wrote myself for the play............

Hun ki kariye sarkar vich budhape de....
Aap te khaan murge shurge .. sahnoo den achaar vich budhape de.....
na
hun ki kariye sarkar vich budhape de....
Aap te vekhan movie shovie sahnoo den akhbaar vich budhape de...
na hun ki kariye sarkar vich budhape de....
Aap te laan perfume sharfume... na sahnoo den nashwar vich budhape de...
na hun ki kariye sarkar vich budhape de....

Hor vi agge si... par hun mainoo yaad nahin............
 

Guest33

Elite
main vi school ch punjabi play "Khand ch Zeahr"ch Preeto da role kita si te main jathani si Jeeto di. It was all about ki ik joint family ch kime lok aake raula pava dinde ne......Te ik part ch main apni drani jeeto di baithak( kamre) chon jake apne kake nu chapplan naal kuttna hunda te main jeeto de kamre ch hi chapplan bhul jani haan...hun agle part ch munde nu kive kuttu....

so main uyin taak jhaak ji kardi jeeto de kamre ch vad di haan jithe uh apne gharwale naal ladd rahi hundi hai te kehni haan "chaplllian bhul gai si....beehan dian khareedian si."...but it looked so natural ki jimemain janke chad ke gai si baad chon gallan sunan di maari....and everyone laughed....
 

Kav

Member
but it looked so natural ki jimemain janke chad ke gai si baad chon gallan sunan di maari....and everyone laughed....

Sahi hai............. thats the actual dramatics skills........... situation noo smbhalna.........apart from ur actual role..........:y
 

Pardesan Punjaban

Alone but Happy
is ton mainu vi apni ik story yaad aa gayie:an

main school ch kaafi active si 10th ton pahela
pata nahi college jaa ke bahut shram aoun lag payie:bl

10th dee party si :an

and main fancy dress ch part lia:an

and mera rol si kee mangati da
so main apne ik biji kol old ghagra lia
and mangti da make up kita...........friends ne pata nahi kee kee layia mere face te gachi jihi clr hor vi bahut kujh:nail

and ik jholi baniye te os ch toy vaala bacha vi payia:gig
:baby
and fer main stage ton audience ch ho ke(school de hee bache)ohna ne vi paise dite:haha


end tak teaches kol gayie :w

and mere dialouge si

beebi ji mujhe 2 rs de dioo bahut bhuk lagie
and ik teacher kahende kee fer paise kee laine ih lae samosa kha lae
mera haasa nikal lagia si
per main hassi nahi:O

ik ih si kee beebi je bache ne sewre ton kujh hnnahikhada milk de paise
ohna ne milk fara dita:an

mainu bahut hasoun dee kosish kiti:bak
per main bilkul nahi hassi:an:w



and end ch first prize miliya mainu:so
te ohna ne kiha bahut creative aa main:an
and oh vaali actin aaj vi meria saaria friends noo yaad aa:haha
 

Guest33

Elite
Sahi hai............. thats the actual dramatics skills........... situation noo smbhalna.........apart from ur actual role..........:y

very true...

us play ch taan gaalan vi badian si te sade koi far related uncle da bacha use school ch si uhna ne jake apne ghare dassia vi ajj ruble ne bada rang bannia gallan kadh ke te next time i met that uncle wali aunty oh kehan bete kadh ke dikha gaalan..lao dasso main turi firdi nautanki haan koi...:roll :roll
 

Kav

Member
Y.P.S. Patiala di gal hai......... namae namae hostel ch payee si..........hostel da food pasand nahin si aunda............ te mere bahut dostan vi nahin si aunda............ ik din dinner time te bahut bhukh laggi si......... dinner nahin si khada gaya.......... mere saare dost hostel de bahar dhabe chon paraonthe khaan jaan lagge......... waise sahnoo hostel de bahar jaan di permission nahin si........... mainoo vi kehen lagge....... main darda reha........ fer pappi pet da sawal si......... main vi chala gaya......... rasta kathin si............. pehlaan...... dhobiyaan de gharan vichon........... fer army campus.............te fer last vich ik uchhi kandh....... kadh te kach lageya si........ uhana ne hath vich patti banti te mainoo tappan noo keha......:ch.. kyonke oh jiyada experianced si........ main badi mushkal naal...... jhareetan kha kha ke kandh tappi te vekheya........ mere saare dost sahmne khade hasde payee hain........ oh chor darwaje ton nikal aaye si.......... eh ohna ne es layee kita kyonki mainoo hostel ton pehli baar bhajna yaad rahe........... so lao ajj tak yaad hai.......... rajj ke paraonthe khaade........ te badi waar dubaara ayye te bade lokan noo kandh tappni vi sikhayee...........:p
 

Kav

Member
and end ch first prize miliya mainu:so
te ohna ne kiha bahut creative aa main:an
and oh vaali actin aaj vi meria saaria friends noo yaad aa:haha

Eh memorable moments haneshan yaad rehnde hai............. naal purane dina noo yaad karke man khush ho janda..............:y
 

Guest33

Elite
Y.P.S. Patiala di gal hai......... namae namae hostel ch payee si..........hostel da food pasand nahin si aunda............ te mere bahut dostan vi nahin si aunda............ ik din dinner time te bahut bhukh laggi si......... dinner nahin si khada gaya.......... mere saare dost hostel de bahar dhabe chon paraonthe khaan jaan lagge......... waise sahnoo hostel de bahar jaan di permission nahin si........... mainoo vi kehen lagge....... main darda reha........ fer pappi pet da sawal si......... main vi chala gaya......... rasta kathin si............. pehlaan...... dhobiyaan de gharan vichon........... fer army campus.............te fer last vich ik uchhi kandh....... kadh te kach lageya si........ uhana ne hath vich patti banti te mainoo tappan noo keha......:ch.. kyonke oh jiyada experianced si........ main badi mushkal naal...... jhareetan kha kha ke kandh tappi te vekheya........ mere saare dost sahmne khade hasde payee hain........ oh chor darwaje ton nikal aaye si.......... eh ohna ne es layee kita kyonki mainoo hostel ton pehli baar bhajna yaad rahe........... so lao ajj tak yaad hai.......... rajj ke paraonthe khaade........ te badi waar dubaara ayye te bade lokan noo kandh tappni vi sikhayee...........:p

:mean shararati tatav
 

Pardesan Punjaban

Alone but Happy
Eh memorable moments haneshan yaad rehnde hai............. naal purane dina noo yaad karke man khush ho janda..............:y
mainu vi bahut yaad han:dr
kaash main fer ton babay ban java
badi kadon ho gayie pata heenahi lagia:an
is tara lagda jis tara aje kal dee gal hundi hai:w
 

Pardesan Punjaban

Alone but Happy
Y.P.S. Patiala di gal hai......... namae namae hostel ch payee si..........hostel da food pasand nahin si aunda............ te mere bahut dostan vi nahin si aunda............ ik din dinner time te bahut bhukh laggi si......... dinner nahin si khada gaya.......... mere saare dost hostel de bahar dhabe chon paraonthe khaan jaan lagge......... waise sahnoo hostel de bahar jaan di permission nahin si........... mainoo vi kehen lagge....... main darda reha........ fer pappi pet da sawal si......... main vi chala gaya......... rasta kathin si............. pehlaan...... dhobiyaan de gharan vichon........... fer army campus.............te fer last vich ik uchhi kandh....... kadh te kach lageya si........ uhana ne hath vich patti banti te mainoo tappan noo keha......:ch.. kyonke oh jiyada experianced si........ main badi mushkal naal...... jhareetan kha kha ke kandh tappi te vekheya........ mere saare dost sahmne khade hasde payee hain........ oh chor darwaje ton nikal aaye si.......... eh ohna ne es layee kita kyonki mainoo hostel ton pehli baar bhajna yaad rahe........... so lao ajj tak yaad hai.......... rajj ke paraonthe khaade........ te badi waar dubaara ayye te bade lokan noo kandh tappni vi sikhayee...........:p

is mamle ch main darpok hee si
:chew

school ch te kee
kade college ch vi class nahi si miss kiti:w
baakia dee proxy laga dindi si:gig:kik
 
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