SehaJ
Troublemaker
If at first you don't succeed. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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As soon as you mention something, if it is good, it is taken. If it is bad, it happens..
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[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is still late.. [/FONT]
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper.. if you have both, no one calls.
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Especially for engg. Students----
If you bunk the class, the professor will take
attendance.
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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. [/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker . [/FONT][/FONT]
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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As soon as you mention something, if it is good, it is taken. If it is bad, it happens..
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[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is still late.. [/FONT]
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper.. if you have both, no one calls.
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Especially for engg. Students----
If you bunk the class, the professor will take
attendance.
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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. [/FONT]
[FONT=times new roman, new york, times, serif]Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker . [/FONT][/FONT]
