Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get
an engaged tone.http://group.topmasala.com/2007/02/some-rules-that-newton-forgot-to.html
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water,
the telephone [FONT='Trebuchet MS',Trebuchet,Verdana,Sans-Serif][FONT='Trebuchet MS',Trebuchet,Verdana,Sans-Serif]rings[/FONT][/FONT].http://group.topmasala.com/2007/02/some-rules-that-newton-forgot-to.html
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive
last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get
an engaged tone.http://group.topmasala.com/2007/02/some-rules-that-newton-forgot-to.html
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water,
the telephone [FONT='Trebuchet MS',Trebuchet,Verdana,Sans-Serif][FONT='Trebuchet MS',Trebuchet,Verdana,Sans-Serif]rings[/FONT][/FONT].http://group.topmasala.com/2007/02/some-rules-that-newton-forgot-to.html
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive
last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
