No breath rule... newton forget to mention

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Old 28-Feb-2007
No Breath
Talking No breath rule... newton forget to mention

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start

to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get

an engaged tone.Register

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your

nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the

least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you

had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water,
the telephone Register.Register

RegisterThe probability of meeting someone you know

increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine

won't work, it will!

RegisterThe severity of the itch is inversely proportional to

the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive


Register: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss

will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Old 02-Mar-2007
AnZel TearZ
Re: No breath rule... newton forget to mention



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