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Old 12-Apr-2010
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After Vishal Bhardwaj’s extensive search for seven husbands for Priyanka Chopra in Saat Khoon Maaf; its Madhur Bhandarkar’s turn to look for fiver lovers for Kareena Kapoor in his next film based on American superstar Marilyn Monroe’s life.

Now, there is no one better to play the sexy Marilyn Monroe than the sassy Kareena herself but who would fit the bill for her three husbands and two lovers? A tough one right? So, we make some suggestions… Madhur, are you listening?

Husband no 1: Hrithik Roshan

The talk of the town was that police officer James Dougherty always remained Marilyn’s first true love. Not that we’re suggesting Hrithik to insinuate something similar (but don’t let us fool you either ;p) its because Hrithik has NEVER played a role of a police inspector in his career.

This could be his very first chance to don the Khaki uniform and together they can recreate you-are-my-soniya magic! (with Suzzane’s permission of course!)

Husband no 2: John Abraham

Getting John to agree to star opposite Kareena would be a tad tricky, considering Kareena thinks he is "expressionless". But that was years ago. We’re sure John has forgiven her. Besides who can play the role of the baseball player Joe DiMaggio better than John?

His athletic skills can be aptly utilised, no need of expressions here! Wink, wink.

Husband no 3: Rani Mukerji… Hadippa!

Rani as a heroine is just NOT working, she should try being a hero now. If she can fool Kareena’s ex-flame Shahid (in Dil Bole Hadippa), she can easily fool Kareena too, don’t you think? Tee hee.

Also, the cold vibes they share will be enough to drive Kareena crazy - which was after all the main reason why her third husband Arthur Miller divorced her.

Lover no 4: Shah Rukh Khan and Karan Johar

Marilyn apparently had affairs with both the brothers, John Kennedy and Robert Kennedy. So our first choice was Bobby and Abhay Deol but then we thought SRK-KJo suited better for the role/s. A] They have never denied their ‘brotherly’ affection and B] The off screen chemistry between the trio won’t be difficult to translate to on screen.

What’s more, Madhur won’t have to worry about producing or promoting the film. SRK hai na!

Lover no 5: Mohanlal

Before you ask why let us tell you that the person in question here is Marlon Brando. And Mohanlal is called as India’s answer to Marlon. Ergo, the choice.

Besides he is also playing one of Priyanka’s husbands, so it will be interesting to see which Bollywood hottie will look better with this South Indian superstar.

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