CONSTRUCTION.
1. First, obtain about 110 kg of weapons grade Plutonium. I suggest that you contact your local terrorist organization.
2. Please remember that Plutonium, especially pure, refined Plutonium, is somewhat dangerous. Wash your hands with soap and warm water after handling the material, and don't allow your children or pets to play in it or eat it. Any left over Plutonium dust can be used as an excellent hair remover. You may wish to keep the substance in a lead box if you can find one in your local junkyard, but an old coffee can will do nicely.
3. Fashion together a metal enclosure to house the device. Most common varieties of sheet metal can be bent to disguise this enclosure as, for example, a briefcase, a lunch pail, or a Buick. Do not use tinfoil.
4. Arrange the Plutonium into two hemispherical shapes,separated by about 4 cm. Use rubber cement to hold the Plutonium dust together.
5. Now get about 220 kg of trinitrotoluene (TNT). Gelignite Your terrorist friend will be happy to provide you with this item.
6. Pack the TNT around the hemisphere arrangement constructed in step 4.
7. Feel free to use TNT packed in with modeling clay. Colored clay is acceptable, but there is no need to get fancy at this point.
8. Enclose the structure from step 6 into the enclosure made in step 3.
9. Use a strong glue such as "Fevikwik" to bind the hemisphere arrangement against the enclosure to prevent accidental detonation which might result from vibration or mishandling.
10. To detonate the device, obtain a radio controlled (RC) servomechanism, as found in RC model airplanes and cars. With a modicum of effort, a remote plunger can be made that will strike a detonator cap to effect a small explosion.
11. Now hide the completed device from the neighbors and children. The garage is not recommended because of high humidity and the extreme range of temperatures experienced there. Nuclear devices have been known to spontaneously detonate in these unstable conditions. The hall closet or under the kitchen sink will be perfectly suitable.
12. You are now the proud owner of a working thermonuclear device! It is a great icebreaker at parties, and in a pinch, can be used for national defense.
OPERATION
The device basically works when the detonated TNT compresses the Plutonium into a critical mass. The critical mass then produces a nuclear chain reaction .The chain reaction then promptly produces a big thermonuclear reaction. And there you have it, a 10 megaton explosion!
caution: Open Doors and windows before detonating.
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1. First, obtain about 110 kg of weapons grade Plutonium. I suggest that you contact your local terrorist organization.
2. Please remember that Plutonium, especially pure, refined Plutonium, is somewhat dangerous. Wash your hands with soap and warm water after handling the material, and don't allow your children or pets to play in it or eat it. Any left over Plutonium dust can be used as an excellent hair remover. You may wish to keep the substance in a lead box if you can find one in your local junkyard, but an old coffee can will do nicely.
3. Fashion together a metal enclosure to house the device. Most common varieties of sheet metal can be bent to disguise this enclosure as, for example, a briefcase, a lunch pail, or a Buick. Do not use tinfoil.
4. Arrange the Plutonium into two hemispherical shapes,separated by about 4 cm. Use rubber cement to hold the Plutonium dust together.
5. Now get about 220 kg of trinitrotoluene (TNT). Gelignite Your terrorist friend will be happy to provide you with this item.
6. Pack the TNT around the hemisphere arrangement constructed in step 4.
7. Feel free to use TNT packed in with modeling clay. Colored clay is acceptable, but there is no need to get fancy at this point.
8. Enclose the structure from step 6 into the enclosure made in step 3.
9. Use a strong glue such as "Fevikwik" to bind the hemisphere arrangement against the enclosure to prevent accidental detonation which might result from vibration or mishandling.
10. To detonate the device, obtain a radio controlled (RC) servomechanism, as found in RC model airplanes and cars. With a modicum of effort, a remote plunger can be made that will strike a detonator cap to effect a small explosion.
11. Now hide the completed device from the neighbors and children. The garage is not recommended because of high humidity and the extreme range of temperatures experienced there. Nuclear devices have been known to spontaneously detonate in these unstable conditions. The hall closet or under the kitchen sink will be perfectly suitable.
12. You are now the proud owner of a working thermonuclear device! It is a great icebreaker at parties, and in a pinch, can be used for national defense.
OPERATION
The device basically works when the detonated TNT compresses the Plutonium into a critical mass. The critical mass then produces a nuclear chain reaction .The chain reaction then promptly produces a big thermonuclear reaction. And there you have it, a 10 megaton explosion!
caution: Open Doors and windows before detonating.
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