How Bollywood Screws With Jimmy Shergill.
1. Dil Hai Tumhaara- Friendzoned by Preity Zinta.
2. Munna Bhai M.B.B.S.- Dies of cancer in a comedy movie.
3. Lage Raho Munna Bhai- Back from the dead only to become a taxi driver.
4.Tanu Weds Manu- Loses Kangana to Madhavan.
and he loses her to Madhavan yet again in Tanu Weds Manu: Returns
5. Bang Bang- Gets cast in a Hrithik-Katrina movie. Is killed in 5 minutes.
6. Bullet Raja- Gets hit by a Ravi Kishan bullet, of all people.
7. Dangerous Ishq- Takes 4 births but still gets screwed. In 3D.
8. Special 26- Looks like a loser when actually he was winning it all.
9. Tom, Dick & Harry: Tries to woo a girl but can't speak.
10. Raqueeb- Gets fooled and framed for murders by girlfriend.
11. Saheb, Biwi Aur Gangster- Gets shot by the lover of his own wife.
12. Mere Yaar Ki Shaadi Hai- Loses the girl to Uday Chopra. 2 minutes silence.