Help: Diwali Jokes!

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..Majajan..
I want some super witty diwali jokes.... for hosting a local show... need your help guys!
 

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Santa proposes to a woman. :wub

She :nail says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots on Diwali.

He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims “71st and *again* barefeet!”:ban

:an
 
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