tomarnidhi
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Poverty is a state of mind, they say. While most of us cry over credit card bills, missed online shopping sales and overbooking of that latest gold coloured iPhone, many in the country still fail to find enough food and make ends meet.
While the society empathizes with the destitute, the fact of the matter is that nobody actually does any thing for their betterment. Disappointed by this growing indifference, an impoverished soul has cropped up on Twitter and he's making fun of his own poverty to shame the so called 'uplifted' in a hilarious manner.
Ghar mein computer toh nahi hai, par mouse bohat hain.
Log mars mein paani dhoond rahein hain aur main earth pe.
Kal mere bete ki nikkar phat gayi. Bohat kharab quality ki nikkar thi. 15 saal bhi nahi chali.
Subah subah police waale ne muh pe danda maara aur neel pad gaya. Monday morning blues. #MondayMorning
Main strip poker mein bas EK round khel pata hoon.
Baccho ke nakhrey badhte ja rahein hain. Ek baar mein poora ek glass paani chahiye.
Maalik ke kitchen me mujhe sirf maar khana allowed hai.
Sahab ne kaha TV dekhlo
Par on mat karna.
Chotey bete ko sote time sadak geeli karne ki aadat hai.
Soch raha hoon Christian ban jaaun. Marne ke baad toh kam se kam 4 deewarein milengi.
Jab mujhse koi tameez se baat karta hai toh mujhe sarcastic lagta hai.
Bade din ho gaye matching chappal pehne hue.
Ek din itne paise honge ki main ek duplex jhonpdi banaaunga.
Maalik roz online shopping karte hain. Unke packing ke dabbo se Maine bhi ghar mein almirah bana li.
Meri poori family se jyada hydrated, maalik ke ghar ka cooler hai.
Maalik ne free mein oregano aur chilli flakes ke packet diye. Kisi badi occasion pe kholunga.
Bete ke admission school mein karwaya hai.. Jugaad tha. Main toilet saaf karne waale ko jaanta tha.
Dil dhadakne do.
Please doctor sahab.
Dekho bittu, success ki koi shortcut nahi hoti. Ya toh kidney becho, ya jism. No shortcuts.
I broke up with my girlfriend because hum dono ko he khana nahi mil raha tha. It wasn't a healthy relationship.
Kal chupke se sahab ki hajmola ki ek goli kha li.
Meri pancreas digest ho gayi.
Mera beta zero marks laakar bhi khush hai. Kehta chalo kahin toh andey miley.
I hate it when TV dekhte dekhte koi apni khidki band karle.
Ab maggi ka bacha hua masala chaatne ka mauka bhi nahi milega. #Maggi
Mera beta poochta hai ki hamaare sabun mein foam kyun ni banti.
Kyunki woh sabun nahi patthar hai.
Swipe left.
Swipe right.
Tinder nahi, jhaadoo.
Koi purana toothpick hai kya? Bas 2 aur chahiye aur kanghi ban jaayegi.
Mere bacche patthar ko patthar se maar maar ke music bana lete hain. They are into rock music.
Twitter handle https://twitter.com/GareebGuy
While the society empathizes with the destitute, the fact of the matter is that nobody actually does any thing for their betterment. Disappointed by this growing indifference, an impoverished soul has cropped up on Twitter and he's making fun of his own poverty to shame the so called 'uplifted' in a hilarious manner.
Ghar mein computer toh nahi hai, par mouse bohat hain.
Log mars mein paani dhoond rahein hain aur main earth pe.
Kal mere bete ki nikkar phat gayi. Bohat kharab quality ki nikkar thi. 15 saal bhi nahi chali.
Subah subah police waale ne muh pe danda maara aur neel pad gaya. Monday morning blues. #MondayMorning
Main strip poker mein bas EK round khel pata hoon.
Baccho ke nakhrey badhte ja rahein hain. Ek baar mein poora ek glass paani chahiye.
Maalik ke kitchen me mujhe sirf maar khana allowed hai.
Sahab ne kaha TV dekhlo
Par on mat karna.
Chotey bete ko sote time sadak geeli karne ki aadat hai.
Soch raha hoon Christian ban jaaun. Marne ke baad toh kam se kam 4 deewarein milengi.
Jab mujhse koi tameez se baat karta hai toh mujhe sarcastic lagta hai.
Bade din ho gaye matching chappal pehne hue.
Ek din itne paise honge ki main ek duplex jhonpdi banaaunga.
Maalik roz online shopping karte hain. Unke packing ke dabbo se Maine bhi ghar mein almirah bana li.
Meri poori family se jyada hydrated, maalik ke ghar ka cooler hai.
Maalik ne free mein oregano aur chilli flakes ke packet diye. Kisi badi occasion pe kholunga.
Bete ke admission school mein karwaya hai.. Jugaad tha. Main toilet saaf karne waale ko jaanta tha.
Dil dhadakne do.
Please doctor sahab.
Dekho bittu, success ki koi shortcut nahi hoti. Ya toh kidney becho, ya jism. No shortcuts.
I broke up with my girlfriend because hum dono ko he khana nahi mil raha tha. It wasn't a healthy relationship.
Kal chupke se sahab ki hajmola ki ek goli kha li.
Meri pancreas digest ho gayi.
Mera beta zero marks laakar bhi khush hai. Kehta chalo kahin toh andey miley.
I hate it when TV dekhte dekhte koi apni khidki band karle.
Ab maggi ka bacha hua masala chaatne ka mauka bhi nahi milega. #Maggi
Mera beta poochta hai ki hamaare sabun mein foam kyun ni banti.
Kyunki woh sabun nahi patthar hai.
Swipe left.
Swipe right.
Tinder nahi, jhaadoo.
Koi purana toothpick hai kya? Bas 2 aur chahiye aur kanghi ban jaayegi.
Mere bacche patthar ko patthar se maar maar ke music bana lete hain. They are into rock music.
Twitter handle https://twitter.com/GareebGuy
