Funny and Awesome Story
A husband comes home drunk. He stumbles and breaks some crockery, vomits in the hall and falls down on the floor. His wife pulls him up and cleans up all the mess.
Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He hopes that they won't have a fight. He notices a note near the table. It reads,
"Good morning Honey. Your favourite breakfast is ready on the table. I had to leave early to buy some groceries... but i'll come running back to you, my love. I love you!"
He is surprised and asks his son, "Do you know what happened last night?"
His son said, "When mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt, you were dead drunk and you said, 'Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone... I AM Married !!'".