Facts About GOD - Rajnikanth!!
Facts About GOD - Rajnikanth!!
Rajnikant doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Once God was Shocked and he exclaimed "Oh my Rajnikanth..!!!"
There are some things even God cant do. For everything else there's Rajnikant !
Rajnikant can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Rajnikant puts on sunglasses to protect the Sun from Rajni's heat.
While playing once Rajnikant said "STATUE" to a girl. Now its know as "Statue of Liberty"
Rajnikant can divide by 0 and can count upto infinity!!
Once Rajnikant entered a black hole.... now the black hole cant get out of Rajnikant
Rajnikant once threw a coin at a black begger, he is now known as 50 cent
Ajmal kasab made a statement once that he is rajanikaanth's friend, thats why our govt is not hanging him !!!
Facebook owner mark was found in hospital.......cuz
Rajni "poked him",........!!!!!
Even Ghajni remembers Rajni !!!
In 1987, Superman challenged Rajni for race ..... Superman takes 19yrs to return ....
* last superman movie was 1987 and superman returns in 2006 *
Rajnikant deciced 2 sell his urine... it is now known as REDBULL..........
Once a basketballer player told Rajni, "I can spin the ball on my figertips for a minute, can you?"
Rajni : "How do you think the earth spins?"
The day ROBOT was released, Rajnikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars
Rajinikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Rajinikanth's fist.
Rajinikanth doesn't need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the
Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good "or else". The result? Mother Teresa.
Rajinikanth got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.
Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone...
Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin...
Only Rajnikanth can say to Death God...."You're fired"!!!
Rajnikanth does not get the Bharatratna.. Bharat gets the Rajniratna
Twitter is now following Rajanikanth :P
Both God and Man are powerless against the Rajnikanth!!
Rajni can win all the 3 medals simultaneously (gold, silver, bronze) in any Olympic event.
Rajni's tears can cure AIDS. Although don't confuse his sweat with tears. A single drop of his sweat is sufficient to kill 1.5 million
The Spider which bit peter parker and gave him the special powers as a spider-man, grew in the arm pits of Rajni :D
What was long believed before Galileo that the Earth is stationary, and the Sun and other stars are revolving around it, was actually true.
But then Rajni kant came and made a few changes to the system!!
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the hance.”
People make mistake of underestimating RAJANI cos they think RAJANI CANT ;but the reality is only RAJANI CAN !!!
Rajnikanth can make tears cry!!!
Only rajnikanth can apply bread on butter!!
Rajnikanth once deposited a cheque in a bank....The bank bounced!!!!
Rajnikanth can play the violin with a piano...
Rajnikanth built Rome in a day...
Rajnikanth can lick his elbow...
When Rajnikanth is asked to kill someone he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out..
In an average living room there are 1242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself...
Rajnikath has already been to Mars, that's why there is no sign of life...
Rajnikanth doesn't own a stove, oven or microwave, bcoz revenge is a dish best served cold...
Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child.. The bed wet itself in fear...
Rajnikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost...
Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door....
When Rajnikanth does push-ups ,he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down..
Rajni Kant destroyed the periodic table, because Rajni Kant only recognizes the element of surprise.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Rajni Kant allows to live.
Rajni Kant and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Rajni Kant once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Rajni Kant will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Rajni Kant doesn't mow his lawn. He just stands there and dares the grass to grow.
Rajni Kant died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Rajni Kant can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
There used to be a street named after Rajni Kant, but it was changed because nobody crosses Rajni Kant and lives.
Action speaks louder than words. Rajni Kant speaks louder than action.
Rajnikant can understand a woman....
Rajani never goes to school......... his 1st day in the school was as a headmaster!!!!!
Guess y C water is salty????? yes u r ri8...
its b'coz Rajani's sweat while shooting.........
Once a man infected with T-Virus (Resident Evil) bitten Rajnikant... Result now is "they all changed to Human.."
Rajnikant doesn't turn the lights on.. He turns the dark off..
Rajnikant can build a snowman out of rain...
REMAKE- TITANIC SAVED Climax revisd! Both survive! RAJNI swims
Atlantic Ocean! Heroine in 1 hand, Titanic in other!
RajiniKanth killed the Dead Sea.
Worlds Fastest Computer made by NASA with new processor P.Rajnikanth!!!
When you say nobody is Perfect...Rajnkinath takes it as a personal insult!!!
Once cyanide and Rajnikanth had an interaction!!!! Guess... Cyanide chocked to Death!!!
Rajnikant was supposed to play the hero in TITANIC ; but the ICEBERG got afraid and started melting and refused to work !! :P
Bermuda Triangle is a Hoilday Spot for Rajnikanth...He likes his privacy!!!!
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up
Jesus can walk on water but Rajni can swim through land. Mind IT!!
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