English with love from India

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Hmmmmmmmmm...............
English at its best?


Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great Desi Sirs. The stalwart talks to his students:

# At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her...{Means: girl with
specs please come here).

# To a boy, angrily:
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I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:
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You, rotate the ground four times...
You, go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)


# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the
corridor
You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose
today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Sir was too angry at one of his students .. he wanted to turn him
out of the class.. but he forgot to say "Get Out" !!! what did he do? he
walked up to that boy and said: Follow me. the boy followed. Both
of them went outside the class. Now Sir said: "Now dont follow me" and
returned back to his classroom...


Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences. ..
Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he
reached, the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry
I am late,
because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the
happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry I the
enjoy"

At St. Josephs fresh years day 2003: "No ragging this college.
Anybody rag we arrest the police"


 
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