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Old 29-Sep-2006
-=Sukh Tiwana=-
Wink Cow

essay by a IAS candidate, a bihari

"The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4-footed, And because he
is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He
is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got
four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole
body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4
taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such
attachment] What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why
and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler,
watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he
is of lazy species., Also his other motion.. [gober] is much useful
to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza ], in
hand , and drying in the sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of
the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only
attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is
got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the
weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly
proceed with great velocity forwards.

He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar
animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is
done to frighten away the flies, which alight on his cohesive body
hereupon he gives hit with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto
the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have
poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts ... His eyes and
nose are like his other relatives.
This is the cow.....

Old 30-Sep-2006
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