SehaJ
Troublemaker
This is Bombay
• Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.
• Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.
• There is no darkness in Andheri.
• Lalbaag is neither red nor a garden.
• No king ever stayed at Kings Circle .
• Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.
• Nor is there any princess at Princess Street
• Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel
• There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.
• The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi.
• There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar.
• Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.
• Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar* Tram Terminus
(Dadar T.T.).
• Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market, but there is a Hospital.
• Safed Pool has the dirtiest and blackest water.
• You cannot buy coal at Kolsa street.
• There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.
• There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada.
• Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and steel market.
• Null bazaar does not sell taps.
• You will not find ladyfingers at Bheendi Bazaar.
• Kalachowki does not have a black Police station.
• Hanging Gardens are not suspended.
• Mirchi Gully does not sell chillies.
• Figs do not grow in Anjir Wadi.
• Sitafals do not grow in Sitafal Wadi,
• Jackfruits do not grow at Fanaswadi.
• But it is true that you may get fleeced at Chor Bazaar!
• Bombay has no bombs and is a harbour not a bay.
• Churchgate has neither a church nor a gate. It is a railway station.
• There is no darkness in Andheri.
• Lalbaag is neither red nor a garden.
• No king ever stayed at Kings Circle .
• Nor did Queen Victoria stay at Victoria Terminus.
• Nor is there any princess at Princess Street
• Lower Parel is at the same level as Parel
• There are no marines or sailors at Marine Lines.
• The Mahalaxmi temple is at Haji Ali not at Mahalaxmi.
• There are no pigs traded at Dukar bazaar.
• Teen bati is a junction of 3 roads, not three lamps.
• Trams used to terminate at Kings circle not Dadar* Tram Terminus
(Dadar T.T.).
• Breach Candy is not a sweetmeat market, but there is a Hospital.
• Safed Pool has the dirtiest and blackest water.
• You cannot buy coal at Kolsa street.
• There are no Iron smiths at Lohar chawl.
• There are no pot makers at Kumbhar wada.
• Lokhandwala complex is not an Iron and steel market.
• Null bazaar does not sell taps.
• You will not find ladyfingers at Bheendi Bazaar.
• Kalachowki does not have a black Police station.
• Hanging Gardens are not suspended.
• Mirchi Gully does not sell chillies.
• Figs do not grow in Anjir Wadi.
• Sitafals do not grow in Sitafal Wadi,
• Jackfruits do not grow at Fanaswadi.
• But it is true that you may get fleeced at Chor Bazaar!
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