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Filhaal..
:dan

Q. What do you call
a fat lady waiting for a bus?

A. Moti-vating !!! :mh


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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ?

A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......
Doosri bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai :bak


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Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.

A. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai. :hide


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Q. What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?

A. In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta' :yes


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Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye.

A. Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta? :dn

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