Alcohol Effects & Remedies

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Old 11-Apr-2007
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here are some alcohol effects and their remedies :D

<table border="0" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0" height="742" width="507"><tbody><tr class="messageBody"><td colspan="2">1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.

Glass is being held at incorrect angle
(You are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.

2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.

Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.

Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

4. Symptom: The floor is moving.

Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.

Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and
the music is very repetitive.

Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

7. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers look strange.

Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house. </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2">

Old 11-Apr-2007
Re: Alcohol Effects & Remedies

bouhat vadiya 22....
experience kita lagda aah sab.....

Old 11-Apr-2007
Re: Alcohol Effects & Remedies


Old 11-Apr-2007
Re: Alcohol Effects & Remedies

kall mein peeti c vodka yaar..............mainu taa lagdaa peyaa c pakha khadd geyaa mein ghummda peyan......

bai mainu taa darr lagdaa bass pee pu k evein naali ch mooh naa maarde firiye........shadd yaar pee k pata ni ki ki sujhdaa firda dimaag ch......

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