20 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increased job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.

16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.

17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

18. Everyone agrees they work better after they've had a couple of drinks.

19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

20. It's obviously a good idea ....
 

reshmi_mutiyar

LITTLE KITTEN
Re: 20 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Ser

promoting alcohol is bad----------------i demand alcohol ban on unp-------hehehe
 

Sweet_Jatti

.*. KiNdEr .*.
Re: 20 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Ser

rofl me too i think acohol is very very bad

i wanted to see y people drank it, n if it tasted good

so one day when my daddy went to use the bathroom, :d i dipped my index finger in the cup and tasted it . . . it was the most bitter thing i had ever tasted :sim absolutely atrocious

from then on i swore to my self that i would never touch something so dangerouss
 

Ravan

*****AKA-JATT*****
Re: 20 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Ser

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

hun pata lageya friday nu dinner ena tasty koyon banda hay...
 
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