10 most stupid quests people usually ask
10 most stupid questions people usually ask
in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:-
1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends
Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
Answerell, it's so hot , there were no cool cabs
so I thought i'd watch some advertisements in
the cool comfort of the theater.
2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Questionorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...
why don't you try again or should i try this
3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Questionhy, why him, of all people.
Answerhy? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated
cement.We occasionally also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt
meets you after years
Stupid Questionnna, Chickoo, you've become so
Answerell you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-No,he' s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive
lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
Stupid Question orry. were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at
Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik
was betting with me that Pakistan would
win. What do you think?
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me
if I bite.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
Stupid Question, so you smoke
Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...........
it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!