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Thank God, our netas are a joke!
TIMES NEWS NETWORK
In Pakistan, sharing a joke on president Zardari by SMS might land you in jail for 14 years. But we in India love to share a laugh on our politicos,so we decided to do a roundup of some of the most popular SMS jokes on our netas. Thankfully, we won’t be put behind bars for this amusing exercise!!!
Sonia Gandhi participated in Kaun Banega Crorepati.
Amitabh Bachachan: Your first question iswho’s the CM of Gujarat? a) Lalu Prasad b) Bush c) Manmohan Singh d) Narendra Modi.
Sonia: d) Narendra Modi.
Amitabh: Lock Kiya Jaye?
Sonia:If you lock him up, I will give you a crore.
After becoming the PM, Manmohan walked into a shop and asked for a Indian flag. The shopkeeper gives him the flag. Manmohan asks, “Do you have more colours in this?’
Manmohan Singh: I am a proud Sardar, my son is in medical college.
Obama: Really, what is he studying,
Manmohan: No he is not studying, they are studying him.
Mayawati’s photo, with a herd of buffaloes, got printed in a newspaper. The caption read, “Mayawati, second from left”.
Train mein Lalu ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Mayawati baithi thi. Mayavati: Laluji, apna samman kahi aur rakho, mere sirr pe gir jayega.
Lalu: Koi baat nahi behenji, iss mein tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.
Q: Why is Samajwadi Party’s symbol ‘Cycle’?
A: Because after the ban on English and use of computers, that’s all we’ll be able to afford.
Q: Why is Mayawati’s symbol ‘Elephant’?
A: It’s a self portrait.
Q: Why is Jayalalitha’s symbol ‘Two leaves’?
A: Because that’s what remained after Amma ate up all the fruit.
Q: Why is DMK’s symbol ‘Sun’?
A: So that Karunanidhi can justify wearing shades indoors.
Q: Why is Sharad Pawar’s symbol ‘Clock’?
A: Because his time never seems to come.
TIMES NEWS NETWORK
In Pakistan, sharing a joke on president Zardari by SMS might land you in jail for 14 years. But we in India love to share a laugh on our politicos,so we decided to do a roundup of some of the most popular SMS jokes on our netas. Thankfully, we won’t be put behind bars for this amusing exercise!!!
Sonia Gandhi participated in Kaun Banega Crorepati.
Amitabh Bachachan: Your first question iswho’s the CM of Gujarat? a) Lalu Prasad b) Bush c) Manmohan Singh d) Narendra Modi.
Sonia: d) Narendra Modi.
Amitabh: Lock Kiya Jaye?
Sonia:If you lock him up, I will give you a crore.
After becoming the PM, Manmohan walked into a shop and asked for a Indian flag. The shopkeeper gives him the flag. Manmohan asks, “Do you have more colours in this?’
Manmohan Singh: I am a proud Sardar, my son is in medical college.
Obama: Really, what is he studying,
Manmohan: No he is not studying, they are studying him.
Mayawati’s photo, with a herd of buffaloes, got printed in a newspaper. The caption read, “Mayawati, second from left”.
Train mein Lalu ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Mayawati baithi thi. Mayavati: Laluji, apna samman kahi aur rakho, mere sirr pe gir jayega.
Lalu: Koi baat nahi behenji, iss mein tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.
Q: Why is Samajwadi Party’s symbol ‘Cycle’?
A: Because after the ban on English and use of computers, that’s all we’ll be able to afford.
Q: Why is Mayawati’s symbol ‘Elephant’?
A: It’s a self portrait.
Q: Why is Jayalalitha’s symbol ‘Two leaves’?
A: Because that’s what remained after Amma ate up all the fruit.
Q: Why is DMK’s symbol ‘Sun’?
A: So that Karunanidhi can justify wearing shades indoors.
Q: Why is Sharad Pawar’s symbol ‘Clock’?
A: Because his time never seems to come.
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