Things only a Mother can Teach !

SehaJ

Troublemaker
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."

2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Dont talk back to me!"

4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, your not going to the store with me."

5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you dont stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...
"If you dont pass your spelling test, youll never get a good job."

7. My Mother taught me ESP...
"Put your sweater on; dont you think I know when youre cold?"

8. My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, dont come running to me."

9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you dont eat your vegetables, youll never grow up."

10. My Mother taught me about SEX....
"How do you think you got here?"

11. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...
"Youre just like your father."

12. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

13. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

14. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE...
"One day youll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you... then youll see what its like"
 

Mansim

Mansim
Re: Things only a Mother can Teach! [SehaJ]

hahaha true true..ik e diff aa meri mom nu eng nahi c ondi.
 
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