pie_rasberry
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Always when u woke up , just stand in front of Mirror and ask
hi rabba ..! ah ke namuna bana ditta rabb ne ................!!!!
hi rabba ..! ah ke namuna bana ditta rabb ne ................!!!!
1. Buffalo par baithe ek jaat koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !
Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !
2. Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de... Dusri kiran hasi de... Teesri tandurasti... Chouthi kamyabi... Bas ab aur nahi garmi lagegi. Good Day.
3.A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
4.Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
night out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
night out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?
6.Once james bond met a dog in jungle
he said,"I am bond.!! JAMES BOND.."
The dog bites him & replies,"I am KUTtA.."
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