Written by kids

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
>
>You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
>sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep
the
>chips and dip coming.
>-- Alan, age 10
>









>No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
marry.
>God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
you're
>stuck with.
>-- Kristen, age 10
>









>HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
>You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
the
>same kids.
>-- Derrick, age 8
>









>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
>Both don't want any more kids.
>-- Lori, age 8
>









>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?





>Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
each
>other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
>-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)









>On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
gets
>them interested enough to go for a second date.
>-- Martin, age 10
>









>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
>I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers
>and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
>-- Craig, age 9
>







>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
>When they're rich.
>-- Pam, age 7
>









>The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
>that.
>- - Curt, age 7
>







>The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
them
>and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
>-- Howard, age 8
>







>IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
>It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
someone
>to clean up after them.
>-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)
>





>HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
>There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
>-- Kelvin, age 8





>And the #1 Favorite is........
>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
>Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
>-- Ricky, age 10



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