Womin in Heaven !

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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I Began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What About you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my Husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.


1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic And searched, and down into the basement.
Then I went through every Closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had Looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
Keeled over with a heart attack and died.


1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ---
we'd both still be Alive
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