Women

1. Women are like ... Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Women are like ..Bananas ...The older they get, the less firm they
are.
3. Women are like.. Weather... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Women are like.. Blenders.. You need one, but you're not quite sure
why.
5. women are like.. Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
head right for your hips.
6. Women are like... Commercials... You can't believe all they say.
7. Women are like... DepartWoment Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2
off.
8. Women are like...GovernWoment Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to
mature.
9. Women are like... Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of
emotion.
10. Women are like... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little
while.
11. Women are like... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches You'll get or how long it will last.
12. Women are like... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Women are like... Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the
rest are handicapped. !
Now fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!