Wise words from Kids

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Old 05-Feb-2015
Wise words from Kids

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer
him. - Michael, 14

Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13

Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10

When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. -
Taylia, 11

Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school
assignment. - Traci, 14

Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. Mitchell, 12

If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, 15

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. Joel, 10

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on
the phone. - Alyesha, 13

Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14

Old 05-Feb-2015
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Old 06-Feb-2015
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nice one many thanks.

Old 04-Apr-2015
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