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Old 02-Sep-2008
Why must we exercise! Funnies!!

It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

My only exercise is walking to the funerals of my friends who used to exercise daily.

And last but not least:

I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

Old 02-Sep-2008
Re: Why must we exercise! Funnies!!

really very funny

Old 03-Sep-2008
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Old 04-Sep-2008
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Old 04-Sep-2008
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bery funny............

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