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Old 25-Jan-2010
Mandeep Kaur Guraya
Welcome to 5th floor :)

A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they
see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads
"For Women Only". Since they were without their
boyfriends, they decide to go in.

The Doorman, a very attractive guy,
explains to them how it works....."We have 5 floors...
go up floor by floor, and once you find what
you are looking for, you can stay there." "It's
easy to decide, since each floor has
signs telling you what's inside."

So they start going up, and on the first floor
the sign reads "All the men here are horrible
lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"... the
friends laugh and without hesitation
move on to the next floor.

The sign on the Second floor reads "All the
men here are wonderful lovers,but they generally
treat women badly". This wasn't going to do.

So the friends move up to the Third floor
where the sign read "All the men here are great
lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."

This was good but there were still two more floors,
so, on to the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect.
"All the men here have perfect builds;
are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect
lovers; they are also single, rich and straight"

The women seemed pleased but they decide
that they would rather see what the fifth floor has
to offer before they settle for the fourth.

When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads:
"There are no men here. This floor was built only to
prove that there is no way to please a woman."

Old 25-Jan-2010
Und3rgr0und J4tt1
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Old 25-Jan-2010
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Old 25-Jan-2010
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lolllzzzzzzzzz sahi aa........ .....

Old 25-Jan-2010
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Old 25-Jan-2010
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sahi keha

Old 25-Jan-2010
Und3rgr0und J4tt1
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Old 26-Jan-2010
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nice thought mazaa aa gaya

Old 23-Nov-2011
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had ae yaar

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