trafic police

Traffic police ne Santa ko roka: Apna license dikao.
Santa: Nahi hai.
TP: Kya license banvaya hai ya nahi.
Santa: Nahi.
TP: Kyon?
Santa: Banwane gaya tha, wo Voter ID card mangte hain, aur woh mere paas nahi hai..
TP: To Voter ID card Banwale.
Santa: Banwane gaya tha, wo Ration Card mangte hain, wo mere paas nahi hai..
TP: Toh fir Ration Card banwale..
Santa: Gaya tha, Wo Bank ki Paasbook mangte hain, wo mere paas nahi hai..
TP: To fir isme kya hai, Bank main account khulwale mere baap..
Santa: Bank bhi gaya tha saab, lekin woh Driving License mangte hain.

sahi hai, govt de ajib rules ne , j bande kol koi id proof nhi hai tn ki oh apna bank a/c ya ration card v na banvaye..

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...that's what I call Joke in your Face

gall sahi hai

sirrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaa

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