This is your 1st time!!
A couple never fought in 25 years.
A friend asked: how did you make it possible?
Husband : we went to Paris for our honeymoon, while horse riding my wife's horse jumped and she fell down. She got up and patted the horse's back and said 'this is your 1st time....
After a while it happened again and my wife said this is your 2nd time. When it happened 3rd time, my wife took out the gun and shot the horse....!!
I shouted: you PSYCHO you killed the horse. She gave me a grave look and said this is your 1st time!!
And since then we have never fought.......