Think b4 u flirt LOL
A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress
The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go
to the party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and
said she wasgoing to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no
need for hisgood time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, aftersleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was
still early,decided go to the party.
As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought
she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted
when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his
costume,cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
"chick" there.His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to
her.She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was
her husband.After more drinks, he finally whispered a little proposition
in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
passionatelove in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went
home andput the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind
ofexplanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked
what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have
a good time when you're not there." i met Pete and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening"
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume
playing pokerall night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume
to my Boss, apparently he had the time of his life."
BY D WAY DIS IS MY 1ST THREAD LOL ...HIIIIII PEOPLE!!
Re: Think b4 u flirt LOL
by da way how old are you :D