The secrets to making a marriage last

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Old 02-Jul-2009
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My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last...

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays.

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Mumbai, mine is in Chennai.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? "
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!", so I bought her an electric chair.

My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor. When I asked where the car was, she told me "In the lake."

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now!

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off...

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

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Old 22-Feb-2011
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