Telephonic Conversation

She gives a missed call to him and He calls her back.


She: Hello!*
He: *{are yaar...Raat ke 10 bajte nahin ki iski 2-2 second waali missed
calls shuru.pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi}
Hi .. kya baat hai..?*

She: *kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya...*
He: *{Aise hee ??? Yeh kya Radio Station hai ki aise hee...!! Aur Call kahan
kiya ?... khali missed call to diya hai, roz ki tarah...}
oh...ok ..kya kar rahi thi ??*

She: *abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?*
He: *{mai to lunch karke utha hoon na}
Mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua ab...."Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon" sun raha hu FM par....*


She: *nice song. (And then she hums a line from the son"Hum Tum")*
He: *{Yaaaaaaaaarrrrr .kyun bola gaane ka naam .. Ab ye Madonna saare raag gaa degi yaheen}
Hey!!!! Tum itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nah tha ..*

She : *giggles**
He: {Ohhhho kya hansti hai .. aisa lag raha hai koi gaadi start kar raha hai}
Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!

She: *Yehan sab so rahe hai... Agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge.*
He: *{Ekdum Correct...woh yehi samjhenge ki koi paagal kisi baat par naraaz ho gayi hai ...}
Come on! Please!*

She: *Hattt ...I don't sing that well*
He: *{Yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... paka kyun rahi hai}
It was really sweet. Please gaao na dear .*

She: *Mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan .*
He: *{mujhe tujhse jyada ajeeb lagta hai, dekh phir bhi shaheed hone ko tayaar baitha hoon}
Aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na {mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola}
Abhi tum gaaogi ya nahi ?*

She: *kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?*
He: *Acchha ! Ok Nahi karta*

She: *I don't have that great a voice ... ye to aise hee gaa diya tha...warna mai nahin gaati*
He: *{Fir aise hee ??? bada ehsaan karti agar nahin gaati ..kaan mai se khoon nikalne waala hai... saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye teri awaaz sunke}
mmmm*

She: *Theek hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek hai??
He: *{Abbe teri !!! fas gayaaaaa ... shittttt . aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi.}
Great!!!!*

She: *kaunsa gaana gaau ?*
He: *{Tum kuch bhi gaao... meri to aaj by default neend hai.}
Hmmmm. 'Mahiya' from Awarapan?*

She: *Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai*
He: *{Thank God ... Text book chhodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol ...}
Dhoom Machale?*

She: *Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi*
He: *{Aye tere nakhre ... mai to jaise mara jaa raha hoon teri awaaz sun ne ke liye Shakira . koi bhi gaana gaa....mere kaan to pakne waale hai}
Cool !!!!*

(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)

She: *Nahi jaan. I am feeling very shy*
He: *{Tu shuru kyun hoti hai . ek bar shuru hokar khatam kyun nahin karti jaldi.. ab kya Eden Gardens book karun, tab gayegi}
Gaao na...pls gaao na....tumhari awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana chahta hoon*

She: *dekho...ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho .*
He: *{Achchha ab tujhe manaane mai poore sheher ko phool leke bhejun kya}
No no... Tum shy feel kar rahi ho na... is liye...Trying to make u comfortable .

*She: *Hmmm.*
He: *{Ye makkhi ki tarah kya shuru ho gayi}
Please gaao na darling... *

She: *Main kal gaaun?*
He:*{Haaaaaannnn. ..jaaan bachi... nikal leta hoon...abhi mauka hai} Theek hai jaisi tumhaari merzi*

She: *Hmmm*
He: *Good night*

She: *Good night Sweet Dreams. Take care...
He: *Sweets dreams to u too {kaahe ke sweet dreams ..sone degi tab na ayenge dreams .abhi 2 minute mein fir call karegi}*

After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only a missed call)

She: *Hey. so gaye the kya?*
He: *{Nahiii...current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha...}
Nahi jaan*


She: *kya kar rahe ho?*
He: *{Raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai...} Match dekh raha tha. *

She: *Theek hai tum match dekho*
He: *{phone rakhegi to dekhunga na... ya tu running commentary sunayegi}
Hey it's ok... purana match hai *

She: *Did u feel bad I didn't sing?*

(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while}

He: *{Bad eh? Crazy girl.... this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing}
Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable first..... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi..... So, me waiting . { maine to socha tha ki aaj bach gaya ... dhatttt tereki }*

She sings 1 stanza from the song : 'Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami......'

He: *Wow. Too good!*
She: *jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai*

He: *{Saamne aa jaa, fir bataata hoon... pagal kar diya...chalo shukr hai self realization hai ... :-)}
Nahi darling you really sing well*
She: *nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho*

He: *{Very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya.....kyun bhagwaan kyun !! mere saath ye julm kyun}
Cheee! Cheee! teri voice agar itni buri hoti to main kya ab tak na sun raha hota*
She: *Hmmmm...theek hai.. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao.*
He: *{Achcha mil gayi permission ... waise tera gaana sunne ke baad neend
kahanaayegi ab ...}
Good night!*
She: *Take care*

He: *You too*
She: *Hey....*

He: *{Arrre yaar.. aaj ye nahi chhodegi} kya hai sweety?*
She: *sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...*


He : *{Tu apni voice record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar!! dimaag ka dahi kar rakha hai .. lassi banaake peeja mere dimaag ki} sachchi... Of course. *
She : *sirf jhoot*

He: *{Iski toh... !! jab pata hai to mujhse kya singing sensation ka award legi !! phata dhol.}
Not at all. You sing very well.*
She: *Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga.

She : Good night.*
He: *Good Night..! {It's better to switched off my cell after this call}​