Super joke must read

Arun Bhardwaj

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SUPER JOKE MUST READ
Girlfriend called 2 her
boyfriend at
mid-nite
.
Girl: - Hello Dear
.
Boy :- Haan ji
(aa gayi maa ki
aankh pakaane)
.
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?
.
Boy : kuch nahin (pakode
tal raha
hoon )
.
Girl : - bataao na..?
.
Boy :- kuch nahin dear
( aadhi raat ko kya
karte hain..! )
.
Girl: neend nahin aa rahi
thi socha
chalo call kar
loon
.
Boy-- achha kiya
(kamini kal Office ke
late karwaa
ke rahegi )
.
Girl : --hello koi gaana
sunao naa..
bore ho rahi
hoon
.
Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe
radio
staion samajh
rakha hai kya aur 12
baje k baad
toh radio
channel bhi
band ho jaate hain )
.
Girl:-- plz sunao na......
.
Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff
iski toh aisi ki
taisi )
.
Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi
sunna
hai.. if u luv me
den u will sing for
me
.
Boy : time kya ho raha
hai.? dear
(yeh padosiyon
ko bhi jagwak hi
maanegi )
.
Girl : --12:30
.
Boy: -- aur kal mere
Office mein
bahut kaam hai
.
Girl: --tumne toh bola
tha ki tum Office ka
kaam minto
mein karr lete ho
.
Boy :- haan (agar nahi
bolta toh
teri bakwaas
kaun sunta )
.
Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi
romantic
sa gaana
.
Boy : par gaane k baad
phone
rakh degi ( fans
gye beta toh jhelna toh
padegahi )
.
Girl :- kyun kisi aur ki call
ka wait
kar rahe ho
kya..?
.
Boy : nahin darling (ye lo..
saali ne
shak karna
bhi start kar diya)
.
Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho..
rakhne
ko, khao meri
kasam ki kisi ki call nahin
aayegi..
.
Boy: teri kasam (itni
raat ko toh
aadmi wrong
number bhi
nahin lagata)
.
Girl : - chalo ab
sunao
.
Boy: theek hai (beta
pyar kiya hai
toh jhelna toh
padega hi..ban ja aadhi
raat ko..
Himesh
Reshamiya)
.
Girl : yeh waala gaao--
adayein
bhi hain..
muhabbat bhi hain..
nazaakat bhi
hain.. mere
mehboob mein.
Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin
aata
(kamini ..tareef
sunegi apni)
.
Girl : toh koi dusra suna
do...
.
Boy:- Wait.. sochne de
(kya gaaun ki aaj ke
baad mere
muh se gaana
sunne ka naam tak naa
le )
.
Girl: Gaao na...
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Boy sings : -
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phulo ka taroon ka
sabka kehna
hai.. ek
hazaaron mein meri
behna hai.......
saari umar hamein sang
rehna
he..!!!!!!!!
( Le aaj ke baad naam
nahin legi
gaane ka...ishki
toh maa ki
aankh )
.
Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..?
.
Boy : mera favorite song
hai
(samajhdaar k liye
ishara hikaafi
hai kamini )
.
Girl: - hmmmm mujhe
neend aa
rahi hai..
bye.........
.
Boy :- aray kahaan jaa
rahi
ho..suno
toh.. tum nahin sunaaogi
kya..?
(mission
complete)
.
Girl:-- bye.. baad mein..
good
night.. take Care
jaanu
.
Boy : take care jaan
( jaan Le gayi
kamini ..jaanu
jaanu bol ke..
o terri.. Yeh toh 2 baj
gaye..ab
sounga kab aur
Jagunga kab)
 
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