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Teacher : why are majority of south Indians are dark in color?
Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying sunscreen lotion...... ..
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Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Santa: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..
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Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the thief did not take TV???
Santa : I was watching TV na....
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Thought for the Day!!!If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates. Tell why this odd combination?
Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!
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Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"
Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!
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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
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[URL="http://group.topmasala.com/2007/02/funny-smsreally-cool-dont-miss-it.html"]Whats the height of Intelligence?
Answer : A 99 year old going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...[/URL]
Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying sunscreen lotion...... ..
========= ========= ========= ========= ============ =======
Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Santa: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
========= ========= ========= ========= ============ =======
Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Santa complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the thief did not take TV???
Santa : I was watching TV na....
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Thought for the Day!!!If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates. Tell why this odd combination?
Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"
Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
[URL="http://group.topmasala.com/2007/02/funny-smsreally-cool-dont-miss-it.html"]Whats the height of Intelligence?
Answer : A 99 year old going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...[/URL]
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