$$ Some more Jokes $$ -- Politics --

Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:

Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you.It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that........

Bush: What buildings? What people??

Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?

Bush: It's eight in the morning.

Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!

Here's one more---


The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: " I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy. But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of everything."

>haha both