some jokes

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Justpunjabi

Lets_rock

• Jan 6, 2010

• #1

• A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!

• At a party, someone yelled: All married guys plz stand next to one person who has made ur life worth livinThe bartender was almost crushed to death.

• Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de... Dusri kiran hasi de... Teesri tandurasti.. . Chouthi kamyabi... Bas ab aur nahi garmi lagegi. Good Day.



• Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he, Banglaw hai, Bank Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bunglaw hai, Bank Balance hai...
Silence for few Minutes...
Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahana hai?

• Q: What time is it when most people go to the dentist?
A: Tooth-Hurty!

• Buffalo par baithe ek jaat koTRAFFIC police ne rok k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !

• Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai, Vo Roopvati, Gunvati, or Sarasvati hai.
Beta: Lekin papa mein kisi or se pyar karta hoon or vo.. Garbhvati hai.

• Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. Messagegiri jisme aap msg kare ya na kare, ham msg bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi. Gud Day!

• Height of Marwari Kanjusi: Looking for a second Hand Tata Nano Car.......preferabl y with Gas Kit!!!

 

jagdeep4u

-->LoVe HuRtS<--

• Jan 7, 2010

• #2

hhaha nice nesare hi yar

 

[Hardeep]

VIP

• Jan 7, 2010

• #3

NIce.