some jokes

man ask from santa aqal bari ya bhains?
santa totly confused and ask the man
tum ne mujhe ullu samjh rakha hai.
date of birth to batai he nahi..

Doctor u look exactly like my third wife,
lady: how many wife do u have?
Doctor: Two.


once prince charles and santa having dinner
prince said: pass the vine you divine!
santa thinks how poetic,
santa says: pass the custard you bastard.

Teacher: write your father name in English.
student banta: beautiful red underware.
Teacher: what is this?
Student banta : it's not wrong.
his name is sunder lal chadda.

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santa ji aap ko logon ne kyon mara?
santa : arey yaar meri photo bus main gir gayi thi.
main ne kaha madam zara sari opar kijiye photo laina hai.

ek pathan k janaze main log bhangra daal rahe tahe.
wajha pochi to ek pathan ne bataya k
pehli dafa hum main se koi
Brain Hambrige se mara hai

Father: shaadi bachon ka khel nahi
Son: haan pata hai mujhe,
Father: kiya pata hai?
Son: yahi k shadi badon ka khel hai
jo bachon k liye khela jata hai

2nd wala

nice jokes dharti ppathaan wala vadia c

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