Some Jokes

MAVERICK

Member

• May 23, 2008

• #1

5 lovly words-"i'll top my class
4 pleasant words-'I'll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER" ...
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Dis ones awesome!
How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day"

Its a Fact-

A Girl may not help u to get lot of Salary But..
Salary may help u to get lot of Girls. So, Love ur Work not Girls...!

"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u!

Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
hazaro jati hai
hazaro hasati hai
hazaro rulati hai
lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati hai
jo Doli me aati hai

aur gale pad jati hai.


English Teacher:
Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"

Naughty boy Student:
When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!


Santa told his frnd: " Yaar 1 ladki mujko hans k dekh rahi hai"
Frnd: "Dhyan se dekh..hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai.!"

Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM -SITA ki jodi lagti hai

Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:
Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai,
Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!

 

Konvicted_Jatt

S@RP@NCH

• May 27, 2008

• #2

i lyk neither nor wala and marriage wala......

 

kudi_patole_wargi

Ki Zor Gareeba Da

• May 28, 2008

• #3

there was a cold day

 

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Bhuvesh.Bhasin

Ghaint_munda

• May 29, 2008

• #4

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