SMS mere mobile de inbox vicho...

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• Oct 18, 2008

• #1

Sanu shonk nai classa laon da...
Sadiya parchiyaa naal sardarian ne ...
Asi chalde lecture cho uth aunde...
SAdiya mastera naal yarrian ne....
Master v hun haal puch ke langde ne....
KAde chori-2 daru-sharu mangde ne...
hun master v sada rob mande ne ....
Canteen de piche a ke .. sade kolo Madam'a de number mangde ne ...



Kanjus Baap: Kaha gaya tha...
Beta : ji GF ke sath...
Kanjus Baap: Kitna kharcha aayeya ....
Beta : 250 rs....
Kanjus Baap: 250 rs???
Beta : Ji uske pass itne hi the....​

A Boy on Date in a car:
Boy:- Maine tumse ek baat chupai hai..
Girl:- Kya???
Boy:- I m already Married....
Girl:- Tumne to dra hi diya tha , main samjhi yeh car tumhari nahi hai......​

Last nite the moon said to me If ur friend is not mesaging u, u dont u leave ur friend.....
i looked back at the moon and said....
.
.
.
Oye koi gareeb v hunda hai...​

Girl:- Main tumse Shadi nahi kar sakti , yeh lo apne love letters , aur mere mujhe wapis karo......​

Boy:- Is basket mein se jo tumhare hai nikal lo ​

In an art gallery couple sees picture a girl covered by girl..
husband keeps watching it.
Wife:-Ab chaloge ya patjhad ka intzaar karoge ....​

Husband to hotel manager: Jaldi chalo meri wife khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai...
Manager :- Main kya karu...
Husband:- Kamine, Khidki nahi khul rahi hai...​

"" Girl friends "" are like ""Pani puri"" always tasty...​

""Lovers"" are like "" Pizzzas"" hot n spicy.....​

""Wifes"" are like "" Dal Chawal""" no other option but gud for health....​

...
Baki de sms kal... hun main thak gaya likhda-2 ​

Reply karna na bhulna ......​

 

HoneY

MaaPeya Da LaaDLa

• Oct 18, 2008

• #2

gud ones

 

..::sHiNdA::..

:.-=šHïNda=-.:™

• Oct 18, 2008

• #3

thanku honey,,,,

 

Royal_Punjaban

»»K@mli!««

• Oct 18, 2008

• #4

euuuuuu
nycio......

 

amanwadhwa

Prime VIP

• Oct 18, 2008

• #5

very good ji..............

 

Konvicted_Jatt

S@RP@NCH

• Oct 20, 2008

• #6

Gud ne.....tfs

 

Sweet_Jatti

.*. KiNdEr .*.

• Oct 23, 2008

• #7

hun menu phukh lag gayii.... mera pizza kithe giya...

 

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Deepak.kalra3

Elite

• Nov 7, 2008

• #8

Very Good

 

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V € € R

~Badmassha Vich Shareef~

• Nov 8, 2008

• #9

gudd a.........

 

Sourabh

VIP

• Jan 10, 2009

• #10

bai G mere kol ve ne