Smart 9 year old boy...

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Old 20-Dec-2009
Smart 9 year old boy...

There was this woman , and she takes a lover during
the day, while her husband is at work. Without her knowing, her 9 year
old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly,
so she hides the lover in the closet, where the little boy is also

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
end up in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
Man - remembering last time, asks, "How much?"
Boy - "$750."
Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove.
Let's go outside and toss the baseball."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says "$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that ~love~ again!"

Old 20-Dec-2009
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Old 20-Dec-2009
Birha Tu Sultan
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Old 20-Dec-2009
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