Ek baar Santa Paaji apni patni ke liye Chappal lene Market gye.
Dukandaar ne pucha : Aapko kis Size ki Chappal chahiye, bina Size ke main Chappal kese dikhau.?
Santa : Yaar wo to main bhool gya hoon, aisa kro meri gaal pe Nishan dekh ke Andaza lga lo.