Six Reasons why Indians can not be Terrorists.
1) We are always late and We will Miss the Flight Which Should be Hijacked...
2) With free Food and Drinks on Plane, we will forget why We are there..
3) We will fight over each other for a Photograph with the hostages..
4) We can not keep a secret. We'll tell Everyone a Week before doing it.
5) We always talk Loudly & bring Attention to Ourselves.
6) We'll postpone the Mission Because of a Cricket match