Shopping with Wife
A man and his wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart.
“What do you think you’re doing?” his wife asks.
“They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans.” He replies.
“Put them back, we can’t afford them,”‘ demands the wife, and so they carry
A few aisles further on along she picks up a $60 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
“What do you think you’re doing?” her husband asks.
“It’s my face cream… to make me look beautiful,” replies the wife.
Her husband retorts, “So does 24 cans of beer and it’s half the price.”
He never knew what hit him… the next thing he heard, before losing consciousness, over the supermarket PA system was: “Clean-up on aisle 9, we have a husband down.”