Sharma Verma number 2.....

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userid 56304

Elite

• Nov 28, 2009

• #1

1. Sharma to Verma, " Mere paas do gaadi hai, do company hai, teen mobile hai, aur char kothian hai, tumhare paas kya hai?


Verma replied," Mere paas Mrs Sharma hai!...


2. Verma ik vaari khaali kadaahi vich karhchhi fer reha si ...
hilayi gya vich hilayi gya. ..

Sharma usnu kaafi der ton dekhi jaa reha si

oh puchda ke .. kuch hai tan hai nahi kadaahi vich.. khaali vich hi kadchhi maari jaa rehan tu..

menu eh tan dass bana ki rehan ..


Verma replied back "Bevkoof"


3. ik var sharma doctor kol taanke lagwaun janda hai..

sharma: taanke laun de kinne pese launge?
doctor: 2500 rupayee
sharma: doctor saab taanke lwaune ne kadhayi nahi karwauni


4. Sharma dey ghar chon hassan diyan boht awaajan aundiyan si....kise ne Sharmey ton happy married life da raaz puchya..

kehnda "meri wife mere vall chappal maardi aa,j mere vajj jaye tan oh hasdi aa,j na vajje tan mai hasda..."..

 

Birha Tu Sultan

Kitu

• Nov 28, 2009

• #2

nice ne bai

 

chardi kala vich rhiye

HaRdCoRe BiOtEcHnOlOgIsT

• Nov 28, 2009

• #3

....hehehehe.......funny ne saare...

..last waala kaim aa....!!!!!!!

 

[Hardeep]

VIP

• Nov 28, 2009

• #4

hahahaha

 

gurvy

.:: free as the wind ::.

• Nov 28, 2009

• #5

 

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Justpunjabi

Lets_rock

• Nov 28, 2009

• #6

 

kudi_patole_wargi

Ki Zor Gareeba Da

• Dec 1, 2009

• #7

....

 

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rajdeepsng

Member

• Dec 21, 2010

• #8

Re: Sharma Ve

shrma said to doctor:Pure jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohut dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”

 

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rajdeepsng

Member

• Dec 21, 2010

• #9

Shrma: Tu kya kr raha h
Verma: Mein apni bibi ko chithi likh raha hu
Shrma: Pr tuje to likhna nhi aata
Verma: To Osko kon sa padna aata h...

 

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rajdeepsng

Member

• Dec 21, 2010

• #10

Ek makhi PUNDIT(ganje) k sir per ja bethi,

Dusri makhi ne kaha,"Wah kya ghar mila h tujhey"

Pehli makhi boli:"Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai"

 

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rajdeepsng

Member

• Dec 21, 2010

• #11

Shrma ne makhi k par tor k kaha,
Urr ja.
But.. makhi nahin uri,
Shrma ne kaha,Saabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye jaye to makhi sun nhi sakti.....

 

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rajdeepsng

Member

• Dec 21, 2010

• #12

Shrma: yar kehte h zindgi 4 dino ki.

Vrmailkul!

Shrma: To fir test match kyun 5 dino ka hota h?

 

Saini Sa'aB

K00l$@!n!

• Dec 22, 2010

• #13

boring jokes by rajadadiyala

 

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kanjjar

Banned

• Feb 22, 2011

• #14